Happy Meals?

Hmm...I think it tastes a lot like chicken.

Well, they've definitely been fattening me up - for what I'm not sure. I've been getting four square meals a day. Why most adults think three meals make a square I don't know. I've always thought a square had four sides, not three. Geometrical diet debate aside, I've been eating quite a variety of food. In the morning I get good old-fashioned oatmeal (not dad's flavored Quaker Oats, but I'll take what I can get). In the early afternoon they shove multi-grain cereal (wheat, oats and rice) down my gullet plus whatever jar of Gerber food is the same color as my current ensemble (so that the food blends in with my shirt). In the evening I get rice cereal and a jar of dessert mush. Most nights I'll be treated to a ground up banana or some cheerios. I'm still getting plenty of milk and apple juice with which to wash it all down. Hopefully soon I will graduate to more sophisticated tastes - dad promises me one of these days mom will actually use the wok and salad spinner he got her - maybe she'll experiment with some fusion cuisine: curry flavored caesar's salad with water chestnuts? That just may be chic enough to go well with all of the decaf mochiattas I've sucked down while catching up on my blog entries.