Dinglehopper?

Do I comb my hair or eat with it?

A wise old seagull (who sounded an awful lot like Buddy Hackett) once told me that this gizmo was called a dinglehopper. Word of mouth is that it's for combing one's hair, but my folks keep giving it to me at the same time they put food on my tray. But what would know better than a seagull? Perplexed, I turned to that great Foundation of knowledge: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Main_Page

Could you believe it - there was no entry on "dinglehopper" there! Alas, I may have to continue to use it to eat food, at least until my unsuspecting parents turn their backs long enough for me to try it out on my hair. I just need to remember to comb before eating cottage cheese.