Mmmmm, Cooooookies

Aren't cookies great? I wasn’t exactly sure about this one until I tried it, but now I realize that I never should have doubted it. Cookies have to be one of the best inventions since, well, diapers. These particular cookies were of the shortbread variety. They were sent to us for Christmas and all I got was this one...hey, that sounds like it could be written on a t-shirt! I could make a fortune with that, but I digress. One of my best friends is named Cookie Monster and he gets to eat cookies all the time. Why does he get to be so lucky?