The Great Escape

Now that I'm standing, I am this close to blowing this pop-stand.

Pandora's Toy Box

Shouldn't there be more toys in here by now?

Art School, Here I Come

I call this one "Self-portrait: Profile of Static Charge in Repose."

All artists need a critical eye and a sense of humor. Since my parents don't like it when I make fun of them, I will instead focus on the most charismatic subject in the house - myself.

The Dawn of Man

All throughout history mankind has mostly failed to capture those momentous occasions when a new age was born. Kubrick imagined man's ancestors discovering tools and weapons in 2001: A Space Odyssey. Burke described The Day the Universe Changed. Darwin traced The Origin of the Species and The Descent of Man. Now joining that elite pantheon comes this moment - forever captured for posterity. I will leave it to you, my wise followers, to decide in which category to classify it.

9 Months Old

Shouldn't I have a baby brother by now?