Splish Splash

If that darn rubber duckie won't swim to me...

Bath time is fun time. It's time to wash all the trials and tribulations of the day clean away. It's time for solemn introspection. And most significantly, it's time to get Mommy wet by splashing my darndest.

Generation Gap

Today I met my eldest relative on Grandma Elaine’s side. His name is Bill and he is my great-great-uncle. While Mommy was explaining to me about our genealogy, I discovered that it can be a pretty confusing thing, even for those of us with brilliant minds. I don’t understand why his sister, my great-grandma Betty, is only great x1 when Bill is great x2? We may never know the answer, but at least it has now been officially established that I am doubly-great too!

Pearly Whites

Gotta keep all 7 of those teeth looking their best. Dad says the whiter they are, the more moolah I'll get from the tooth fairy in a few years. He says I should consider it my first interest-bearing investment.

Bette Davis Eyes

"I'm ready for my close-up, Mr. DeMille"